A Little Birdie

So .. I’m not sure if you have heard, but apparently this past week, a man in Southern Florida decided it was about the time of the day to eat another mans face. Yes, to EAT A MAN’S FACE. Authorities say both men were found naked, and caught on security camera’s as the man, attacked an older man and proceeded to eat from his forehead to his chin (yes including his eyes!) The cops tried to shoot the attacker, but the man simply ignored the shot, growled at the cops, and continued to eat the other mans face. Cops are saying that this was in effect to taking a form of LSD, or Bath Salts (which I never thought to be the same as LSD but whatever) but honestly, I don’t see how being high makes you want to: A. eat someones face; B. take a shot through the flesh as if it’s nothing; and C. growl at the cops?! - because I don’t know about you, but when someones fucked up on drugs, I think the first thing they do around cops is sober the hell up. Who knows.. what are your thoughts?